Total Medals Earned: 5 (From 5 different games.) Total Medal Score: 45 Points
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/295 points)
Start The Game
Get Defeated by a Nerd
Defeat Jack
Defeat Luis
Defeat ninjamuffin99
Defeat Tom Fulp
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
Open the game.
Inspect every test tube.
Medals Earned: 1/20 (25/500 points)
Unlock Girlfriend
Unlock Phil
Unlock Captain
Unlock Josh
Unlock Cordelia
Unlock Henry
Unlock Tricky
Unlock Ellie
Unlock Johny
Unlock Chibi Knight
Unlock Kerrigan
Unlock King
Unlock The Boogley
Unlock Pico
Unlock Rogue Soul
Unlock Nene
Unlock Smiley
Unlock Shotgun Man
Unlock Goat
Unlock Chocolateman
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/40 points)
Ahhh, that's better
You looked at the credits, yay!
You flushed the kings pee
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/90 points)
Congrats on playing the game
Congrats on beating your previous best!
Halfway there to 50K!
You reached a score of 50K! Impressive!
You've survived an entire 2:30!
You've survived Christmas for an entire 5 minutes